Jokes01 - Football

Today I will post some jokes which I found to be very funny and share it with you dudes and babes.....It is about football!!.....hope it would bring some laughter for you and your day.....

You know you're supporting the worst team in the country if :

They team play in 0-10-1 formation.
You consider a 4-1 defeat a moral victory.
The team pray before kick-off.
They have had five managers in the last three months.
A collection is taken during the game so the players can be paid.
You have to consult your five year diary to remember their last goal.
At half time the whole team receive stress therapy.
The only time the fans get to celebrate is when the team gain a corner kick.
Opposition players get sent off for laughing.
The whole team is on the free transfer market.