Types of Malaysia Drivers!

Dude and Babes

Driving in Malaysia especially in KL can really get crazy with so many type of
insane driver around. So, the trick to survive is to identify these psycho
drivers and how to manage them. I will tell you what their behavior is.
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Driver Type 1 – Very Big Shot Driver

Who : Royalty and Menteri people. These people will have like over
10 police cars to escorts.

Behavior: The police will clear the road for the VIP to drive by. Normally,
you will hear those loud sirens with hazard lights switch on.

Identify by: Their car have some sort of Sultan logo, or small flag at the front
of the car. Most of the time, the car is heavily tinted.
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Driver Type 2 – Life Rescue Driver

Who : Ambulance, Police car and others

Behavior: These are warrior that saves life, hence they get the privilege
during the heavy traffic to go first.

Identify by: Loud Siren and flashy red and blue light!

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Driver Type 3 – Kinda Big Shot Driver

Who : CEOs, Tycoons or politician.

Behavior: Their time is very important, so they kinda have the right to drive
on the road like theirs.

Identify by: Usually, they drive those fancy cars that we dream of having it
everyday. BMW, Mercedes, Mazda, Nissan Fairlady(Ouch,My favorites).Some
might have LIMO with few bodyguards around them. The owner of the cars
always not younger than 45 years old but the girl beside them always
the hot babe or chicks not older than 30!Damn!

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Driver Type 4 – Show Off Driver

Who : Usually the big boss of medium size company. Contractor Boss, Lawyer, in
short they are rich.

Behavior: They drive like the roads belong to them, they are professional in cut queue especially in traffic jam.They will give you one kind of look as if they gonna whack you if you don’t give way to them. I always wanted to give them to eat my size 10 boots. Irritating fuc**ers. They also always look like very busy talking on the phone with gold chain all over the neck and hands.

Identify by: They drive those luxury car like Honda Civic, Perdana, Toyota Camry or SUV.


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Driver Type 5 – Oh My God Driver

Who : This will be almost the same as driver type 4, and the only difference is that they are female. They are the Datin, rich and spoiled wife, self claim models

Behavior: They drive like the roads belong to them, they use the honk all the time and cover all their body to prevent from sun! The way they drive their car can make you say "oh my god","what the f**k"?...."oh shit". The best part is they normally appear during non peak hours nearby shopping complex.

Identify by: They drive those luxury car like Honda Civic, Perdana, Toyota Camry
or SUV.


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Driver Type 6 – Turtle Driver

Who : This will be our uncle and aunties that drive in the street of K.L.

Behavior: They drive very old car. The car is so old until it makes you felt
that the car may fall apart anytime. The worst part is they drive so slow like a
tortoise! They always use the honk, as if we are gonna knock them. My issue is
they always on the right lane! when you are able to overtake and look at them,
they would pretend not seeing you...arghhh....

Identify by: Old car with uncle and aunties inside it.

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Driver Type 7 – Ah Beng Driver

Who : This will be for the driver who like to modified their car. They would
think they are racer from "fast and furious" actually they are not!

Behavior: They drive their modified Wira, kancil or whatever on the street! They
thought they are driving some sort of lancer actually the "besi" they are
driving are just normal budget car. The annoying part is that they put up those
noisy and loud disco songs as if they are very hip and hop(actually they are
just flop). They drive like they are god, overtake us(glare at us) for being too
slow and later on stop at red light just few meter from us( plain stupid).

Identify by: Loud disco or techno music from far away. Black rims with a
lot of stickers (RAZO sports, RECARO and etc). Usually heavily tinted and drive
like god.

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Driver Type 8 – Mat Rempits

Who : This is the latest addition with so many headlines about them for the past
2 years. They are bikers from hell.

Behavior: They are the worst of all, they overtake and squeeze between cars as
if it's their grandfather's road. Majority of them involve in snatch theft,
drugs an etc.

Identify by: Usually they comes in group and they are noisy as hell and
their driving will makes you felt that if you have a machine gun you would just
shoot them!

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Driver Type 9 – Public transport driver

Who : This will be our bus and taxi drivers

Behavior: Some of them are dangerous as they drive bus and if you drive near
them, you are driving at your own risk. For taxi drivers, they a bit ah beng as
they don't really care about their car, if you want to knock then just knock lor....we
settle in courts......irritating hor......

Identify by: Bus and Taxis lor......haha

Cool StarSign For June - GeMiNi (May 21 - June 21)

G e M i N i (May 21 - June 21)

Dude and Babes,

check it out, this is for the Gemini people.....

GEMINI MAN

A man in this Zodiac has a thin long and proportional face. He has a high forehead and very clever. He looks like he can not stand or sit still, a very fast person.
His nose is just right in size, thin lips, talk fast and very talkative. He can think faster than he talks, but once he start talking, he will talk non stop as if god has gifted him with that special talk machine mouth. He likes to cut his hair short and he is very athletic.
He is a tall, slim and every movement of his is "Fast" or nearly call "Hyperactive". He has long fingers and always tapping on table or moving his finger as if he is trying to grab something. He is the type, who will write or scribble on paper, he never stay still. His hair always well comb or neat. He will spent a long time to comb his hair. He will keep his manicure and pedicure clean. He is a well dress and clean guy, so if you like cleanliness, you will love him. He will keep all his cloth in big closet, and never throw away even shirts he never wear any more, but yet he still keep buying new cloths and make sure he is in style.
He knows how to dress well even with a low budget. He get bored easily with his favorite cloths, cologne. He is very picky, so soap and his cologne even have to be in the same trend or same scent. If you date this kind of guy, you might think you are dating 2 guys, you will have to guess his feeling and emotion. Is he doing thing because it is a duty, or is it because he wants to?
He change his mind as fast as he change a new pairs of shoes. He can pick up a book and roughly read through and understand it's contents, so if you see a Gemini man who reads the whole book, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac.
He hate to set fix schedule, and dislike a boring same routine job. He could hardly be on time, and can only keep time if it is complete important and necessary. He does not come late because he forgets, but because he always find other attractions along the way.
He likes to act opposite to what he wants to do. He is a very good speaker and make a very good politician. He can easily persuade other people and well presented himself in public, a real charmer. If he is a writer, he will write the best seller.
He always search for truth and constantly study himself. He never satisfy about his fame, his reputation or money, because he thinks he deserved more. He will keep searching even he is not sure what is his ultimate satisfaction.
Woman in love normally wants to feel secure and stable, but if you fall in love with this guy be prepare to be alone. He will come to see you when he feels like it. He won't even know how he spent his days everyday, so adjust yourself if you love him.
Dating him is like dating 2 guys, so today he can tell you how much he loves you, but tomorrow he might call you to cancel your date. When he upsets, he could tell you he hate your dress, even it is the same dress he used to tell you make you look very sexy.
Do not ask him why he is that's way for he won't have any explanations too. When he is back to normal mood, he will take you out again and forget what just happened.
You can not expect him to be the same person now, and forever. His changes will depend on you, for better or for worst. If you like to take risk and dare for challenges, you will get along with him fine. He keeps his emotional secretly as if hiding it, so you will not be able to see if he crazy in love with you, or does not give a damn at all, but be calm and patient.
He will never leave you if he thinks you are a puzzle, and then he will spend times solving this puzzle.

GEMINI WOMAN

she is good looking woman with brains, a very interesting person. She has a fast movement and she could not sit still or stand still long. She is able to do many things at the same time and do it fast. If you date her, you will feel like dating many women at the same time.
You cannot tie her down with the word "Love" because she cares about love but is it not a major factor of her life. You have to be able to adjust yourself to get along with her many different characters. She is a dreamer and has many dreams.
She is eager to learn something new all the time. Even she is the 2 in 1 mixed character type, she is quite lucky in love. You have to put all your efforts to win her affection. Even when she likes you and wonder about your wit, she will also see and inspect your bad side at the same time, because it is in her nature.
She able to keep all kinds of mixed emotions without annoying you or letting you know at all. She can cheer you up by acting like a free little bird. Her conversation will not bored you. She is able to talk to you in any subjects. She can make you feel like you are the luckiest man alive. She can make you feel like she needs all your care, but once she needs to stand alone, she can stand alone firmly an comfortably.
She can be your best buddy and talk to you about anything. She can join all your activities with the same energy that you have. She is a quick wit person and learn new things very fast. She can see your projects and she can give you good advice. If she thinks you are not sure that you want her for yourself, she will act like your best friend only, a cool woman.
She can easily make a guy fall in love with her. Her multiple changes and many moods is a "Charm" for many men. She can be laughing for 2 minutes and later suddenly quiet. She wants to find only 1 true love and she wants to meet her dream guy.
She expects a lot and nearly too much. She is constantly waiting for her knight shinning armor even she is with a steady boy friend. She can fall in love or fond of someone else while she is with you. If you break up with her, she will forget you quite fast, because change is in her nature. The Gemini woman breaks more heart than woman in other Zodiac.
Because she is a dreamer and always waiting for her knight shinning armor, so her love life can be complex or a mess. She hates to write a long letter, so if you write her a letter and expect a prompt reply, forget it. Because she has a multiple personality and multiple ideas, so she hates to put them down in written proof.
Because she knows what she belief today can be different tomorrow. She could communication with more than 1 language, a real gifted linguistic. If she wants to tell you any bad comments, she won't say it straight away, but she will talk to you about many other things and accidentally come to that subject without offending you.
Normally she will not lie. She will work hard and once a while take a long rest. She can get bored and tired with her own surrounding more than at work. She never feel content with her present work, money, or reputations, she will drive to have more. Don't ask her what is her ultimate contentment for she will not have an answer.
Once you get to know her, she will be a supportive person and always be beside you. She has a beautiful dream and she loves to have someone walk side by side with her, together and equally.

愛情 take 2 - Love 2 - For those couple who are in long relationship

常常听人說，在愛情的世界里，沒有所謂的對與錯……兩個人能在一起，就是緣分；若不幸分手了，便是無緣。

There are always a saying that in love, there is no right or wrong. If a couple can be together than is fate, if they did not then it is otherwise.

現在的年輕人談戀愛講究感覺。對他們而言，感覺是愛上一個人的主因，沒有感覺的愛情枯燥無味，所以不如早日分手，這樣就不會浪費彼此找尋真愛的時間了。不過，如果把愛情懸掛于真愛以及感覺之間，還真讓人摸不出他們有什麼關聯呢！

Nowadays, our young generation measure love by judging their "feel". "Feel" is the main element that create love. Without the feel good feeling why not we break up earlier,even better why not we not start the relationship at all?

無論是感覺或愛情，在無情的時間見證之下，都會有所變更。難道所謂的真愛是永遠不變的愛嗎？對一個人的感覺可以永遠保鮮嗎？當感覺一旦變淡，是不是連愛情都沒有了？而經得起考驗的愛就是真愛嗎？怎麼才算經得起考驗呢？不受誘惑、沒有第三者介入的就是經得起考驗的愛情嗎？如果甲和乙條件相同，不過因為跟甲在一起久，沒感情了，反而跟乙在一起就充滿新鮮感，是否可以因為這樣而棄舊換新呢？

Undeniable fact is that "Feel" and "Love" can change a relationship in term of time. We always wonder that if true love is the love that never change? Will it always be that hot, as good, as sweet as what we first fell in love? remember the first time we manage to hold a girl's hand that we like so much, it felt like heaven isn't it? Not to forget the involvement of 3rd party, this is always the factor that lead to break up, will it be consider true love if the couple able to go thru the challenge?

很多人分手了都會說是因為性格不合、沒有感覺或其他理由。有時，听起來很明顯的只是借口，明明是因為移情別戀了──在分手後，雙方就迅速地找到了新的另一半。難道分手後就不可以再開始另一段新戀情嗎？可以，不過讓人覺得納悶的是，如果是因為性格不合或沒有感覺而分手，那為何早不分，晚不分，偏偏等到第三者出現了，就分手？當然，如果要解釋，他們的答案可以寫好幾本書。合久必分？真的是這樣嗎？沒有人可以給予正確的答案，有些人即使結婚了還是可以離婚，並且再婚的。難道婚姻真的是愛情的墳墓？是因為結婚後有束縛，不能享受棄舊換新奀〞瑤t故嗎？

A lot of couple will always blame character difference , no more feeling and etc as a factor to break up. These are the common words that make us felt that it is just an excuse, most of the time it is because of third party that play the role of the breaking up. If we were to look deep enough, we would realise that if due to character difference or no more feeling, why not break up earlier why wait till there is third party then the "break up" happen?Off course, if I were to explain this, it would require me to write like a book to explain. Bottom line is that, nobody can give an accurate answer that is why we have the word "Divorce" after being happily married.

生命之所以可貴，是因為生命不能重來啊！所以人們才會懂得珍惜身邊的一切。”生命沒有take 2，所以大家都盡量小心翼翼地選擇自己想要的生活。因為一旦作了抉擇，就無法再回頭了……因為我們並沒有那麼幸運，遇到可以讓我們重來的天使。那愛情呢？如果愛情也沒有take 2，那大家是否會小心而且更認真地看待愛情呢？隨時代的變遷，談戀愛的年齡已經越來越年輕化，甚至連小學生也開始談戀愛了，在心智以及各方面都尚未成熟、獨立的情況下，分手的幾率當然異常的高。

Life is precious, cos we can't turn back time. We need to learn to appreciate what we have now as life do not have "take 2" which mean we can't go back in the pass to change what we have done. If love could apply the same principle, would we take love more seriously, would we be more happier?

因為愛情總是可以重來，如果對第一段感情不滿意，隨時可以結束，然後展開新的一段戀情。只要生命還沒結束，愛情就隨時可以更新。然而，若愛情沒有take 2，一個人一生只能愛一個人，可能就不會有人因感覺變淡而分手了，更不會有第三者的出現。而且也沒有人敢冒冒然地愛，不會有人為了嘗試愛情而愛，更不會有人荒謬到為了吸取更多的愛情經驗而愛。考慮清清楚楚了才愛，愛了就要全心付出，絕不回頭……這樣的想法會不會只是一種夢想？這種願望是不是很難達成？也許在取笑之餘，大家是否能嘗試想一想，若愛情變得像生命一樣可貴，那這願望是不是就能達成了？

Love can always be take 2, where we are not happy together, we can start a new fresh one. As long as we live, we can always change partner. Imagine, if we can only love one person in our life, could we be more careful on picking up our partner? We definitely will not have break up, 100% sure no 3rd party involvement. Love require both party to show their love and sacrifice. Do you think this is a dream? Probably, you might be laughing reading this thinking that I am being naive.....but if we think again, wouldn't it be sweet if we treat love like life where there is no "take 2".....then we would not have argument, no knife slashing word coming out hurting our heart......wouldn't the relationship fill with love....?

雖然在現實世界裡，愛情隨時可以重來，然而真實的狀況是，愛情就像是一張白紙，以往的愛情記錄只要寫下了就怎麼刪也刪不掉，或許自己可以假裝忘記，但卻不可能忘記自己以及對方在愛情記錄中留下的回憶。有誰願意把傷痛的回憶留給自己的愛人呢？無可否認，對一個人感覺的確會隨時間而慢慢消逝，可是感情卻會慢慢被培養起來。之後，兩個人在一起並不只是一種習慣，而是因為感情建立了，彼此再也離不開對方了。雖說這樣的感情多數平淡如水，但細水長流卻綿綿不絕呀！當然，這種感覺，只有用心去愛的人才可以了解與體會了！

Off course we live in reality world, love can be restart. Love can treated as a diary where we would write all those wonderful memory and do not erase it. maybe we choose to forget it but we sure will not forget the sweet moment. I believe nobody would ever want to leave some scar in the heart of people that we love and care before. Frankly speaking, love could fade away, but it also can be rebuild. Two people being together is not because we need to rely or are fond to each other but due to the relationship that we built already been so solid and will be together as long as it can be!

To summarize, if we were to use all our heart to love and care for a person, then the love would be forever...

Again, I must admit that my writing skill is no way near A grade or even C grade, but at least I try to translate it to English for those that who can't read Chinese.

Live Life Cool!!

Healthy Juices

Yes....This time I am giving tips on how to prepare healthy juice. I may not be sure if it taste good.....I had tried "Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon", it taste good and makes my kidney and bladder stronger!

Enjoy the recipe! please do drop some comment on which one taste better!


Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.


Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.

Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.

Pear & Banana - To regulate sugar content.

Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.

Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourish the bladder and kidney.

Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and bad breath.

Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and improve stomach upset and headache.

Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.

Perodua new Model - VIVA

This time, me want to talk about Perodua new model, that is VIVA.....now this car are more like a smaller version of Myvi to be honest. According to Perodua, this model is to replace Kelisa and Kancil and it is officially launch on 10th of May 2007.

I have already saw the photo and the car specification, I must say that it is not bad for a budget car. I would like to do a test drive later on probably by this week.....from the way I see it, this car may be not suitable for those tall people with long leg....anyway, nothing impressive about this car accept for the interior design...kinda like it....

The price range are different as this mocel has so many "cc", due it is combine of Kancil and Kelisa.....I stll don't understand why they want to put it in so many "cc".....it just doesn't make sense!~

The selling would not be as hot as Myvi but Perodua will still make some profit out of this car.

660cc Manual - RM28000

850cc Manual - RM33000

1000cc Manual - RM39000

1000cc Auto - RM42000

1000cc Manual High Grade - RM43000

1000cc Auto High Grade - RM46000 (To be confirmed)

High Grade model features:

Dual SRS Airbags ABS with EBD(brake assit)

Full Skirting Spoiler

Signal light at Side Mirror Auto Flip Side

Mirror Reverse Sensor

4 doors Power Window

Power Steering

CD player

Seat Height Adjuster - only for driver side

ALL 4 doors open angle up to 90'degree

14'inch Sport Rim

Snatch Theft

Dudes and Babes,

I just receive this disturbing video from one of my friend, it shows how another version of snatch theft being perform in China! Yes, if you think snatch theft is one of the terrible thing that happen in Malaysia (I do admit that, a lot have causes death), wait till you see this, it is pure extreme!!!

These robber thinks he own the street, if he fail the first attempt, he would just come down from his bike and grab it from you instantly! Interesting?.....hell yeah!.....

I can't say anymore further but just look at what they did.........

This is from the extreme gang of China


This is the one capture from Malaysia


What ever or where ever it is...this is totally not cool......we are living in a hell world!!!

愛情 - Love - This is for the Playboy

有些男人，不能當情人，但卻能夠成為你一輩子的朋友。
There are guys that can't be treat as boyfriend but can be your true friend forever.

如果你身邊有這樣的人，當他追求你時，你不一定要接受。如果明知道彼此在一起不會有結果，就不要讓彼此有機會開始。
If you have friend like this, you have a choice of accepting him or not. If you know from the beginning there will be no happiness between you and him, lets not have the flower the chance to blossom.

有時候，人都有一種犯賤的心理。得不到的東西都是最好的，所以這種人特別喜歡追求那些不屬於他的事物，只為了那種“終於到手”的快感。這一種人，尤其是男人，也常為了一個女人苦等多年，然而當女人被感動後，點頭答應與他交往時，才不過兩個月的時間，男人就提出分手的要求。
There are times where human being have this unpleasant mindset, where what they can't own is the best thing they want to have. The feel of owning that piece of jewel is what they are going after. This kind of guy would only makes girls suffer because they can make a girl wait for him and once the girls are touch and accept them, the guy would only break up with her where the relationship lasted not more than 2 months!!.believe me, this is a trend that is happening these days and this also apply to girls!

因為，男人說，彼此性格不合，發覺女人和自己想像中的不一樣，便決定結束這段由他先開始的感情……
The lame excuse that was given will the usual like character differences and he has decide to end this first before it hurt you girls even deeper!.....

是因為愛情是盲目的，所以當初男人看不清女人的個性，交往後才後悔呢，還是到手後就失去了追求的快感，所以也忘了珍惜？
This happen due to in the early stage, the guy fail to see the character difference(lead to lots of argument) and end up to break up?.....or is it because of after getting what the guy wanted and forget how to appreciate her? Usually this will be the case.....

不管真相是甚麼，惟一肯定的，就是當初女人沒答應和他交往的話，也許他們還能成為一輩子的好朋友，雖然關係有點曖昧。但，這總好過份手後做不成朋友吧？不單失戀，同時也失去一個曾經關心呵護你的朋友，你說，女人會不傷心嗎？
What ever the reason was, but one thing is for sure is that if the girl did not accept the guy at first place, they will still be good friend, probably friends forever. Wouldn't it be more worst to break up and loose a friend as well?

所以，聰明的女人會讓這些男人一輩子圍繞在她身旁，卻又不給他們一點機會。因為，這樣做，才能讓他們捧在手心中呵護，直到永遠……畢竟，得不到的，永遠是最好的；愛情更是如此。
That's why, a smart girl would have this guy around here, but she will never gave them the chance to be together. Because of this, she will always be treated as precious Jewel.
What we can't own will always be the best thing that we try to get or owned.Remember the car you bought? Remember the first love? Remember how hard and sometimes how stupid we are to do something to impress her?Well, "Love" would apply the same as well.......

All right, I must admit that my writing skill is no way near A grade or even C grade, but at least I try to translate it to English for those that who can't read Chinese.

I pick up this article from a newspaper where I found it to be true and it speak to my heart when I was young and I wanted to share it with my reader. I hope after reading the article, many would realise that "Love" is a very powerful word fill with enormous emotion. Love brings euphoria in life. "Love" can give great satisfaction and enjoyment forever. For that to happen, you have to understand more about what is love, your own expectations and how to get the partner with whom you can live in love. Need to remind that, "Love" can also destroy, It can make a person do the unthinkable.

Many of us complain about our partners. He/she is this and that. We have a long list of complaints and as days go by, our list increases finally leading to a break-up. Can we do something different than complaining? Sure. We can express our love and faith in our partner. We can praise him/her for their good qualities and make them feel our love. It will have two effects- our own focus shifts from bad to good, and our partner also would want to reciprocate our love. This will make them stop doing what hurts us. It is easy to destroy a relationship. Why not build?

Live Life Cool, dudes and babes

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Mat Rempit

Dudes and Babes,

This time I wanted to talk about the Mat rempit in Malaysia. In my opinion they are just wasting and destroying their life. There has been a lot of headline about them.
First they rob, they bully and the worst of all they even rape! Probably our government should do something about it. I mean we know that they are doing something but that something isn't working very well as they are still creating many havoc!!
What saddened me is that when they on the road, they are endangering other innocent people life too!

Every Friday and Saturday night will the party night for them....I saw it with my bare eyes that one of the Mat Rempit molested a young Innocent girl before they drove off! they actually slow down and grab the "part" and even laugh at it! At that time I was like going to drive y car and bang him...but never la...

The question is how does all the Mat Rempit exist in the first place?
Should we banned motorcycle and only allow scooter instead? haha
Should we put "paku" along the road?
Should we shoot them with machine gun?


Just look at this video, the unlucky car got whack for no reason!


Now this one, I do not understand why would he do that. For me, I will use that skill to show it at circus or some sort of talent show. At least I earn money!!


This video only shows that Mat Rempit also got young generation and they under special training for the future!....disgusting!

Loving You - Damn Nice Song

Ok.....Today I want to talk about this song - "Loving You". Recently, I just found out from those forward email that this song was sang by one of the singer from China. The singer is Jane Zhang(張靚穎 ), I know that I am a bit outdated just get to know her where she already made her name back in 2005.
But what the heck, better know now than never...haha....now this babe has awesome voice, she had sang many english song(those difficult one) like endless love, don't cry for me Argentina and etc. You dudes and babes should check it out.
She is beautiful bless with this singing talent...gosh I wish I can sing like her....haha...

I believe one of my friend, also blogger Thiam Hin did post about this song. You can check out his site, His link is in this blog.

Below is the comparison between Jane Zhang Vs the Pirated version!

Jane Zhang - Excellent


Pirated Version - Up to you folks to judge!


This is where Jane sang one of the Jay Chow song. I thought she sang it even better!


While this is some superstar of Taiwan trying to do the most difficult part of "loving you".....la la la la la...doh doh doh....AH Ah Ah AH AH!!!

Malaysia's 80s baby part 2

If you are Msia's 80s baby,read through this,
It will be the part 2. For those who miss the part 1. You can still read it in my blog.
Alright, here we go.....

We grew up watching Indiana Jones, Predator, Titanic,Jurassic Park, Superman, Home Alone, Aliens, The Mask, Rambo, and all those Jackie Chan movie.
This is the time Arnold "nama sudah dieja" is still macho and hunky, Sylvester Stallone is everybody action hero.
Jim Carey is building up his career.
Chow Sing sing will be the king of comedy of Asia.Chow Yun fatt is like the Godfather of Hong Kong.

At this time, Backstreet boys is everybody favourite..remember "As long as you loved me"?
Not to forget 911, Westlife, All saints, SPICE GIRLS!! We also have TLC, The Moffats, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera where they are still virgin...ha ha.
As for the east side, we grow up watching the 4 heavenly king"Andy Lau", "Jacky Cheung", "Aaron Kwok" and "Leon Lai".

This is also the time where Internet is born, IRC and ICQ is the main thing for the teenager,remember where we ask for "a/s/l?" = "age/sex/location".
Hotmail was the only thing we know. The Internet speed was like "oh my god"......
and there is no blog and friendster! We have to plug and unplug to make phone call or access to internet? so sucks!

During our time, we do not have handphone until we go to college.
The very first handphone we get is usually the HP that is used b4 by our parent.
The HP at that time is the size of our shoe. It is bulky, did I mention about the ringtone? It sounds like the house phone.oh yeah, there is no such thing as colour screen. yes, only black and white.
The prepaid sim card we bought cost us more than RM200. Just imagine!This is only the sim card!
During this time, we don't buy CD or DVD. We buy cassettes...yeah!
The cinema we go to is not "TGV" or "GSC" but "REX" or "CATHAY".We don't buy popcorn, but we eat "kuaci" inside the cinema.
Kancil is the most popular budget car....
Honda Ex5 and RGV is the bike every guy wanted to have.

We don't play Xbox or playstation 2.This is time where Mario Bros is born.
We go to "ting ting" shop to play Street fighter (masuk RM0.20 and start to play)some of us might even got caught by their parents....haha...
Some might involve in "Counter strike" and "starcraft".

Beckham suddenly become the most famous guy in the world. Still hate him thought.
Ronaldo is the best soccer player of the world.
Michael Jordan is the basketball god.
Mike Tyson stuck in the jail.
Foo Kok Keong and Rashid Sidek will be our Malaysia Badminton legend.

And I would like to keep this statement,when you read this, you would think of all the happy & sad memories that you have experienced when you were still a kid and would think of forwarding this to your old friends that you have known since forever... I'm sure they would have a huge smile on their face after reading this..... p.s: If you feel you're one of them experienced this, re post this to share it with your friends...

Champion League Final - Liverpool Vs AC Milan

As a die hard Liverpool Fan,

I would like say Well Done Liverpool! upon reaching the final by beating Chelsea for the second time in the semi final.

The final will held on May 23. This one I will personally apply for leave to watch it!



Liverpool rock!

Dane Cook - another Great Comedian

Alright, last time I talk about Russell peter. This time I want to talk about Dane Cook, now this dude is another classic he is obviously talented. His jokes is extremely funny the only part that I don't like about him is that he would scream in the middle of his jokes.

But overall, to be in my list which mean that he is not bad...haha....I have included one of my favourite scene of his show.

I have to be honest, this is for adult only and for those who been thru this, I bet you will laugh out loud and bring back those memory when you did it with your loved one! yeah! enjoy.

Russell Peter - Best Comedian

Dudes and Babes,

This time I wanted to share with you all about of my favourite Comedian, that is Russell Peter.
This dude is classic. Here is some fact of this dude.
He is Indian, born and raise in Canada.
He has appear in many of the show in U.S.A.
He is also listed in comedy central as one of the best moment in that show.
He has been a comedian for more than 10 years, but only few years back then he is recognize by people around the world. This happen thanks to "Youtube". To be honest with you, I know this dude also because of youtube.

The first time, I heard about his jokes immediately he is my favourite. His jokes is plain simple and 100% hilarious. I guarantee you that.

I have embedded one of my favourite scene from youtube. Check it out!



If you are interested, you can find more of his clips at Youtube, just type in Russell Peter and prepare to laugh. Ensure that you take stomach pain killer before you watch it.

Jokes03

This my joke number 3, hope you all enjoy!

Chinese man taking a loan

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer
that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands
over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and
everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The
loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Ah you see, the mind of the Chinese...

Cool StarSign For May - TauRus(April 20 - May 20)

Dude and Babes,

check it out the taurus people.....

TAURUS MAN

A quiet simple man who can do something unexpected to shock you. Taurus man mostly medium tall, strong with good health, good strong body. When he talks, he likes to turn his head to one side on one direction. His body will be quite straight, facial structure tend to be square shape more than other shape. His eyes sparkle with liveliness.
Even when he is in love, he is still a free wild bird. He is a sand in your palm, the more you want to hold it, it will slip out. If you stand and hold it still, it will stay that way. Don't set the rules and draw a line or him, he will not stay.
When you are with him, he will think only of you. But an hour later he could change his mind. He is very patient with other people, but very impatient with himself. His world always turning and it will not stop just because he loves you. If he up sets, he will show it right away. If something has gone wrong, he will blame his own carelessness instead of blaming other people.

He sincere to his friends even to some friends he does not like. He likes to do odd things and surprise other people. He could be fully dress in a nice suit and jump in the pool. He could slap your back so hard just to make you turn around to see he has flowers in his hand. He never want to get too close with anyone for he thinks living in reality is living by yourself.

He does not care what people think when he behave weird. He could be walking bare feet and laughing at people who laugh at him and think they are so narrow minded. He does not likes to follow conformity, but always want to search for new ventures, new mystery. He will interest in a life of a millionaire as much as a life of an old man selling newspaper on a sidewalk vendor.

He like to search and analyze people and things. He will analyze his friends or his girl friend, and once the mystery is gone, he will search for new puzzle to solve. He can not easily understand thing, so he will gradually learning about you till he fills up all his questions.

He knows so many people ,but he has a few friends. He looks for quality friends than quantity friends. He will be close with some friends shortly and move on. He always feel lonely even surround by many people. He could create his own little world, and sometimes no one would understand him. He looks only for future and he thinks he lives for the future. He may wonder how many people think like he does, but he does not want to be like the
others.

A man with a conflict personality. He is a cool, understanding, able to work well, and very artistic. Taurus man could be an artist. He could shock you as much as he is able to clam you down when you up set. He is a free spirit who likes venture, but when he wants to be alone, do not touch him but to let him be. He won't disappear from the crowds too long, he will be back.

He will give you straight forward opinion or comments, but will never advice what he thinks you should do. He does not like people to tell him what he should do too. He thinks each individual dreams and thoughts should be very private. He will use his brain not his body strength, so he will let other guys compete. He has a certain satisfactory in life and hate to force himself in competition. He may seems careless, but actually he is a thinker
and a stubborn one.

He sees anythings in details and not easily trusted people till he thinks he knows them well. You can just smile and he will think why and what are you smiling about, and if you are pretending. Once he trust you and accept you as a friend, no one can says other wise to change that for he will not listen to gossip. He will be honest and sincere to his friends.

He hates lies, so he will not tell you lies. If he finds it is necessary to lie, he will find other ways not to tell you or avoid telling you anything. If he really has to lie, you will never be able to tell that he is lying. He can really keep secrets, so you will hardly know that he is a lonely soul.

If you want this kind of guy, you have to be an interesting person.
He has to be curious about you. Hell for him is "No Freedom", so if he marry you then you should know it is the biggest decision in his life. Always be interesting, then you could have him beside you.

TAURUS WOMAN
A slim moderately tall woman. Taurus woman is funny and a jolly person. Square facial bone structure, high cheek bone. Her round big eyes sparkle with wit and curiosity. You will not see many round faces Taurus women, and mainly she will have a strong jaw line.
She is a constantly change person. If she up sets, she will not show it and will keep it to herself for a long time, and will remember them so well. If she gets really mad at you, you will suddenly become a totally and completely stranger to her.

She is a patient person, but always need new excitement. She hates long talk meeting, long and endless conversation. She can be in love with you today, and one day she could act as if she has never loved you before. She has patient with what she wants to do and will never give up until she gets there. She will be very persistent in what she is doing till she has reasons for stopping her project, then she will quit.

Money for Taurus woman is not the most important factor in life. She thinks of money as an instrument for assuring of a good living. She has more satisfaction in achieving her goals more than satisfaction in fine cloths and luxuries. If you like a woman who always thinks of love and romance, then you are dating the wrong girl. You can not tell her to stay at home, she likes to work and preferred not work at home.

She loves animals and likes to surround by animals. Love is in her head, but Freedom is in her soul. She has her own idea about love and afraid to show her true feeling for fear of rejection. She is not the type to talk about love, but she sure has a strange way to show it. She is not good in showing when she is in love, but if she loves you she will be honest to you than any other women.

She will be honest to her love one, but at the same time seems distant. You will have a good relationship with her, if you allow her freedom. Do not force her to be with you in a poker game which she hates, but let she goes out swinging with her friends if she wants to. She will be different than other girls, and she thinks different is one of her unique quality. She is a public figure but belongs to no one.She will not stay with you, if she thinks you are not sincere. She likes you to have personality, but better not to compete with her. Loves her, but not too much for she afraid it will limiting her freedom.

She always stand out of the crowd for something she dares to do. You could see her dress like a poor farmer dinning in the fancy restaurant, or dress like a nun in an a cocktail dress party. If you are a politician who are looking for a wife, she will make a good one because she is cleverly smart and she could get along socially with any type of crowds.

She is not a jealous type because she has to know you thoroughly before accepting you in her life. She has more curiosity in life than wondering if right now you are flirting with someone else. If you keep a distant from her, or go away for a few days, she will miss you more. Even when she is dating you, she also able to fond of someone else, if you do not have something she is looking for. She will never disappoint you or hide behind your back to make you loose face, but she is the type who just going to tell you to your face that " We're better off breaking up".
She always remember her first love. Taurus woman holds the best record for divorce for she does not care about how people think of her, but every things should be done for "Happiness".

She has lots of friends and sure of herself, so you will hardly see she delays any of her thoughts before her action. If she think of something, she will go ahead and does it. She has many men wanting her for her constant changes is the challenge. She can be cute and funny, but suddenly cool and tough. She has her own style of dressing up, so you could see her dress like an old mate today, and tomorrow she may dress like she comes from Mars. She will have that interesting hair, dress and a look unique from anyone else.
She likes to learn about your dreams and your thought. She has fun teasing you and making jokes. If she did something wrong, she won't hide it from you, but do not ask when she is not in the mood to talk about it. She hates to owe people money and take promise seriously. If you promise to pay her back, you'd better paid up.

If you want to make it with Taurus woman, then do not be jealous or possessive, do not be narrow minded, do not criticize about nonsense or small and insignificant matters. Try to likes her friends and let she has her privacy, then she can be very sweet to you.

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